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Barney:: [talking about how easy it is to run a marathon] Step 1: You start running. There is no Step 2.

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[Barney slaps Ted across the face]
Ted: Ow! What the hell?
Barney: That wasn't me, that was the universe.
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Barney:: [talking with Lily about waiting in line for the wedding-dress sale] I can’t go, I’ve got this thing….
Lily:: What thing?
Barney:: ...a penis.

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Barney: [About his brother] He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.

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Barney: ...And that led to a couple of hours that I cannot, as a gentleman, divulge to you. We did it, right here and here and here!

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Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.
Ted: I love it when you quote scripture.


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Barney: You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.



UND ZULETZT NATÜRLICH: SUIT UP!!!
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Umbedingt anschaun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psvL2eYQ7YM

und:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKiBRWAiZn8