I lieb Haribo, leberkase, Stiegel, Osterreich und euch....

The story of the golden holden: by Lukas Lidauer
In a holden town and in a golden time, there was a man called james \"the hunter\" holden! He had the power to convert water to beer, so everybody admired him. Furthermore he drank six bottles of wine in less than 3 days, so hiss fame grew und grew. After a time he began to call himself the holden god. It was the perfect title for such a wise creature with the power of 300 kangaroo.
But one day a man came into his golden holden world. The hooded man spoke the holy words \"Once there was a man who hold his biggest can...\" So the mighty kangaroo slyer kissed the ground....
to be followed ;D