-you refuse to face the fact that Edward is fictional
-you count down the days until the next book comes out
-and now are grieving that you no longer can, since breaking dawn was released
-you no longer say "OMG", but "OME" - oh my edward.
-your standards for men were instantly raised because of Edward
-you have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)
-you secretly wish your boyfriend/girlfriend was a vampire
-you accidentally address your dad as his name, like Bella
-Volvo’s are your new favourite car
..but when they cut you off you mutter "stupid shiny volvo owner"
-you quote the books constantly
-you've started saying "Holy Crow!"
-"your blood smells good" is the best compliment anyone can give you
-you suspect good looking people of being vampires
-you find any guy that reads Twilight instantly attractive
-you try to convince your boyfriend to read it for that same reason
-you pretend Edward is sleeping next to you at night.. UVM!